The Beach at Ushuaïa Ibiza, Sir Rocco Beach Trattoria, and The Beach at Hard Rock Hotel Ibiza offer some of the best beachside restaurant experiences in Ibiza. And you’ll see all sorts of people down on the sands – just keep your eyes open for these characters.
The Sun Worshipper
This lady will stop at nothing to get the perfect shade of mahogany: out on the sun-lounger at dawn, she doesn’t move. Some might mistake her for a statue.
The Nosey Neighbour
He’s always on his own, but he really, really wants to make friends and is quite prepared to worm himself into your private conversations.
Yes, they still actually exist. She’s oblivious to her surroundings, except as a backdrop to another “perfect” selfie for her imagined legions of fans.
The Silver Fox
Tanned, handsome, perfectly groomed, he is a self-made man and has, in his mind, not aged a day since his 40th, some 30 years ago.
Once, she dated princes and captains of industry, but those days are gone. Now she is happy to give off an air of cultured mystery, and perhaps take a drink from a young admirer.
The Cocktail Connoisseur
Merry and slightly wobbly on his feet, this chap is all about the sun going over the yardarm: any time is cocktail hour!